Now that steam season has left us and WINTER IS COMING, my skin has reverted to borderline reptilian status. Nothing was quenching my dermal thirst, until I tried a body butter that I tossed in my cart during a recent grocery store trip.

That’s when I discovered the best five buck body butter:

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Body Butter. Call me basic, I don’t care. I wanna butter myself in this stuff until I become a ripe-for-Thanksgiving brown-sugared walking pumpkin pie. Normally I shy away from fragrance laden lotions, as they tend to irritate my skin. This does none of that, and it smells amazing, but not overpowering.

If you don’t live near a Trader Joe’s, you can get it here.